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dicksplit:

"How do you know you’re gay if you’ve never been with a…"

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

only-daddys-little-girl:

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

Heh

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genitaled:

this could be us but you playin

only-daddys-little-girl:

lickmedaddy:

ramblingjoel:

As a DaddyDom you have to be excited about whatever your little girl is excited about. If she’s happy about seeing a pony, and you go “yeah that’s nice pumpkin,” I have no respect for you. You better be like “THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! DID YOU SEE IT LOOK AT YOU?! IT LOVES YOU! LOVES YOU! But never as much as I do, little one.”

Probably the most accurate post I’ve ever seen.

Exactly this.

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spoiled-lil-girl:

justfangirlingfandomsinthecorner:

Is english the international language of tumblr or is there a section of tumblr we don’t know about which passionately blogs in russian or something

LOL I’ve wondered this very same thing, actually.

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batmako:

newvagabond:

jebri:

cyrilmusic:


SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH 

oh

OH


No wonder she looks so happy. 

Also—

He was going for his waist before Altivo interrupted. 

Not only did they get crunk but the second they smoked a… special cigar, this shit started happening:

Don’t get me started on El Dorado.

oh my god
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vvheaties:

thats the most british sentence i’ve ever read 

iwasaninnocentchild:

rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves

rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat

rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin

rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws

rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up

peekachiu:

when guys stretch and their shoulder blade does the thing

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