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If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

terrance-shmerrance:

realjunko:

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

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I would putt his gif on my blog regardless, in fact I’m pretty sure I have before

dicksplit:

"How do you know you’re gay if you’ve never been with a…"

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

only-daddys-little-girl:

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

Heh

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genitaled:

this could be us but you playin

only-daddys-little-girl:

lickmedaddy:

ramblingjoel:

As a DaddyDom you have to be excited about whatever your little girl is excited about. If she’s happy about seeing a pony, and you go “yeah that’s nice pumpkin,” I have no respect for you. You better be like “THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! DID YOU SEE IT LOOK AT YOU?! IT LOVES YOU! LOVES YOU! But never as much as I do, little one.”

Probably the most accurate post I’ve ever seen.

Exactly this.

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spoiled-lil-girl:

justfangirlingfandomsinthecorner:

Is english the international language of tumblr or is there a section of tumblr we don’t know about which passionately blogs in russian or something

LOL I’ve wondered this very same thing, actually.

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batmako:

newvagabond:

jebri:

cyrilmusic:


SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH 

oh

OH


No wonder she looks so happy. 

Also—

He was going for his waist before Altivo interrupted. 

Not only did they get crunk but the second they smoked a… special cigar, this shit started happening:

Don’t get me started on El Dorado.

oh my god
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